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Souls in transparency, Velvet tongues that aim to please

It’s deliriously easy to state and defend a position when conversing with 1) someone your age, who 2) is a native speaker of your own tongue. Vocabulary grants us the gift of bullshit: the more words you have in your arsenal, the better your shot. Going up against one’s equal among such qualifications is simple enough. Even aiming for high holier-than-thou heads is doable: pull out all your velvet-tongued guns, and you can’t miss. Doesn’t mean you’ll win the game, but at least you’ll have made an acceptable effort.

It’s when you’re forced to strip an idea to its most basic form, however, that the truth is revealed. Eliminate the gilt and glittering shite, and all you’re left with is a single, solitary particle of thought. You honestly can’t know what you know until you reveal its core. Attempt to explain the intangible to innocents and internationals, and degree of success will prove measure of your own mind. Do you really think what you say, believe what you do - until you can convey it to them?

First-graders and foreigners, sounding boards of our conscience.

Saturdays are brilliantly conducive to psuedo-learning

“菜鸟106. No, Thank You.”
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Most useful podcast ever.

Well, for me and a few of you others, anyhow. It’s really, really, really nice to have ambiguous phrases once memorized out of necessity broken down into actual words that one can learn, write, and use.

Besides listening to entirely too many ChinaPods today, I also had fun switching my keyboard’s input language, typing whatever pinyin I know into Word, and using CEDICT or Zhongwen to look up more.

Now, if I actually knew anything for-reals, that would be awesome. But it’s a nice feeling having enough resources to know nothing… with style.